The Understatement of Me

Who am I?

I am Ringwinner and Luckwearer; and I am Barrel-rider. I am the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition. I am the oncoming storm, and a madman with a box. I am a volunteer, airbender, Thunderbird, and eagle. I am a Forest Guard and Albino. I am the last and highest court of appeal in detection, and a glowing DHI. I am reader and writer of all. I am success and failure rolled into a glaring being of impossible dreams.

I am fan.

OMG LOOK WHAT MY MOM BOUGHT FOR MY NEPHEW IM SO EXCITED SOMEONE COME OVER AND MARATHON IT WITH ME

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